How do you tell people to get off your bike?

[Raymend]

I've recently heard someone say that someone was on my bike. I wasn't there but then again I don't know what I would have said or if I could have muster up the courage to tell a group of people to back off?

Should I be kindly or act tough?

And how do you do it? (maybe I can learn something)

[818Guy]

Huh? Some a-hole just sat on your bike?

[mrlogix]

I'm an old Jarhead so I just ask them why are they finger f*cking my bike

[Matteson]

I freak out. But that's just what I gotta do to make the point that they are not welcome.

[Loki]

I have an alarm so most people can see the blinking light and know it might not be smart to sit on my bike. I have never had a stranger sit on my bike but if I have an acquaintance sit on my bike....

I tell them, stuff ranging from- "Get off right now before I drag you off." to "Have you gone crazy, would you want me to be all up on your girl?" and "Touch it, you wont touch anything else."

**** being nice, if some "bro" came up to your girl and started touching and feeling up on her are you going to be like "excuse me sir, that is my female companion and I would love it if you did not touch her cause it makes me feel uncomfortable."

[Outlaw46]

It's not being rude or acting tough......it is a matter of who is paying the bill........

[Raymend]

This gives me some ideas. Thanks guys.

[hntnfsh]

How about, "Get the **** off my bike."

[Raymend]

What kind of alarm do you have Loki?

[heagachongoose]

I consider myself a gentleman. But it depends. If it is a female, I ask myself, is she attractive? If yes I quickly walk over to her and urgently inform her that I am a professional photographer and I need to have her take pictures with the bike. But unfortunately I have forgot my camera at home and that we need to go get it immediately ;)

That's never worked though lol

If it's some guy that's not causing the bike any immediate or potential harm then I will calmly, but quickly, walk over and politely ask him to get off it the bike. If he doesn't get off he will be eating through a straw for the next month of his life.

I have never had any problems though. I recommend security system. Or get one of those cheap motion detector toys and put it under the seat when you park lol