like it says. post crazy & funny christmas(or what ever holiday you celebrate) videos, songs, jokes, etc.... for those of us who are either bored, or tired of &/or dont want to join in all the reindeer games, or for the Grinches & Scrooges,
& bah humbugs, or for those who just need a good merry christmas laugh, and for those who are working this holiday, and for all the military here and overseas that are serving there countries and not able to be home for christmas or new years.
merry christmass all
&
Happy Festivus !
& newyears to you too!!
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ok so I guess I am really bored tonight so I wrote this for & sent via facebook to my family and friends, so here I'll share it with you.
not the best but funny and a little F'd up.
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Twas the night before and His LAST,
again the night before Commercialismmas,
all creatures a stirring & the dinners dishes thrown in the sink without any care,
with knowing that you trying to be St McFatty for spoiled brats is just another bill i cant bare,
now they brats with dreams of electronics & me with bad infomercials in my head,
damit I said GO TO BED .
and I heard my car alarm for the third time this night,
damit I just fell asleep
so i grab my gun & outside I creep.
bang bang I shoot filling him full of fright,
that bastard was making frosty all yellow,
and off he runs like that forrest gump fellow.
as that red suited jerk trys to get away,
sic him, sic him to the dogs I say,
he jumps into his sleigh with 8 big ugly caribou,
to my surprise he YELLS "**** YOU, **** YOU" .
for a fat bastard he is so nimble & quick,
but still i empty all of my clip, till I hear click, click,click,
back into the house i run,
to grab another very big gun,
by now he's high in the air & shouting profanity to us all,
... I shoot him again & again in hopes that he'll fall,
as the bullets fly, it scares his magical beasts into a fit,
and I laugh because now he's covered in **** .
now as he wiped the poo from disfigured face,
I knew he would never steal gifts again from this place,
as I turned away because I thought he had gone,
he flew by mooning me with nothing on but his thong,
with him now flying fast away,
...stolen gifts fall from the sleigh,
just as he was almost out of sight,
he yells & yells Merry Commercialismmas to all I have stole from tonight,
then arose such a loud noise from the sky,
my last shot hit the one in front , as screamed DIE, DIE , DIE.
then my suprise I see the real Santa flying down on him in a flash,
with his jolly laugh & 50cal, he takes him out, Oh yes Santa made that ****er CRASH,CRASH,CRASH.
with the moon shining so bright,
the snow was yellow ,bloody and white,
as Santa flew away he shouted HO HO HO & Merry Christmas to all, because I'm getting LAID TONIGHT !!...!!
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