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driftingswiftly
11-15-2009, 06:28 PM
Below is a picture of my crotch.
http://www.buellxb.com/buell_images/2799_20091115122404_L.jpg
This apparent “accident” is induced by the aerodynamics of the firebolt’s front fairing, frame-tank and airbox. It effectively blocks light rain from striking the lower leg and waist regions, while focusing it on the lower crotch. For this reason I have named it aero-crotch (aka buell-balls). I believe this to be a very real, yet solvable problem for this bike. As an aerospace engineer, I would be glad to accept any investor’s money as I pretend to work on this problem while using your funding to buy performance parts for my bike. If you are interested we can set up a paypal thing or something. This could be the end of your aero-crotch forever!

Buell_Cru
11-15-2009, 06:34 PM
Classic, that is hilarious.[up][up]

Sprinter187
11-15-2009, 08:15 PM
dense fog on a lightning does this too... glad I wear overpants when I ride to work.

Buell_Cru
11-15-2009, 08:22 PM
I've already solved my problem. It's called riding gear.[up]

driftingswiftly
11-16-2009, 03:17 AM
You guys are killing me...does this mean no one is going to fund my efforts?

xtremelow
11-16-2009, 05:03 AM
Nope, use a pair of these and you should be set, they are waterproof.:D

http://store.erosboutique.com/mm5/graphics/00000001/latex-mens-pantsPaddedMotorcycle.jpg

Sidewinder
11-16-2009, 01:39 PM
Lol. I'm sure they squeak when you shift positions on your bike too.

screamineagle
11-16-2009, 02:21 PM
I love walking around like a pissed my pants. It just show how hard I ride. :D

meetch
11-16-2009, 02:34 PM
too funny..[up] :D

bardo688
11-16-2009, 03:54 PM
Hey everybody billy peed his pants. ya cause peeing your pants is cool...you aint cool unless you piss your pants Gatta love billymadison

driftingswiftly
11-17-2009, 04:07 AM
Extremelow...you can see that guys vegetables in those pants...very clearly. haha

xtremelow
11-17-2009, 04:27 AM
Oh I didnt even look, I will try to keep from scrolling up to look. Not much into other guys Veggies.:D

screamineagle
11-17-2009, 01:36 PM
You are gay if you scroll up to see what you missed.:D

Sidewinder
11-17-2009, 01:58 PM
Damnit Screamin, I was gonna scroll up to click the Buell Forum link at the top but I'd have to pass that photo to get there... Now I have to use the back button and refresh the page. :(

Buell_Cru
11-17-2009, 11:15 PM
Sidewinder went and looked again anyway. He just won't admit it.[up]:p

driftingswiftly
11-18-2009, 01:41 AM
Don't worry, i'm pretty sure its not gay if you pretend its a girl. Hope you have a good imagination.

screamineagle
11-18-2009, 03:18 AM
She would only let me hit it from the back.[confused][confused][confused]

screamineagle
11-22-2009, 12:58 AM
and she had an adams apple.[cool]

bardo688
11-23-2009, 03:41 AM
i think she has more than just an adams apple