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09-23-2024, 03:23 PM
Awesome! Looking forward to reading more from you and welcome to the forum!
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09-23-2024, 07:39 AM
Nothing from my R3 fits my XB.
I was just at Chuckwalla a couple weekends ago. So much for the “the fast guys hang around there”
Unless you...
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09-23-2024, 07:35 AM
You’re doing it wrong
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09-22-2024, 07:57 PM
I just gagged.
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09-22-2024, 06:58 AM
and CoOter finally shamed me into pulling the trigger on my Antigravity battery and frame/engine sliders. Am I the only one around here still...
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09-22-2024, 06:55 AM
I just heard this one the other day "booger sugar"
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09-18-2024, 06:26 AM
No, that’s not the reason
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09-15-2024, 03:03 AM
You can take apart a XB fuel cap with a small pick, then you can remove the cylinder and knock out the wafers/tumblers and covert your keyed cap to...
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09-15-2024, 02:58 AM
Use a piece of thin wwall brass tubing to reinforce the interior of the turn signal stalk. I think I got mine at Ace. Also, I think Twin sells a...
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09-14-2024, 06:07 PM
Shut it CoOter!
What do you really know about riding fast anyhow?
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