Joke Thread!

[riceetr]

What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection... a 1/4 pounder with cheese..

Thats one I have used for years and always works.

[dave_xb12r]

the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering

08levin, check out this song, it's one of my favorites. link

[MuSh]

303xb, bad taste. Without a real punchline, that just comes across as racist.

If you find that offensive, I am sure you don't frequent comedy clubs. There are a lot worse things said than that, and it comes from all races.

BTW, Gran Torino was awesome.

[bttrfngrz]

speaking of jokes in comedy clubs;



what an ass.

[okey]

marriage is like a pack of cards. In the beginning all you need are two hearts and a diamond. In the end you will wish for a club and a spade

[xtremelow]

Ok back to the real jokes.

Nuage420b;
I got a GREAT Military joke!!!!!!
Ready?!?!?!?!?!?!
COASTGUARD!!!!!!
WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!!!!
NAVY!!!!!!

Even better ARMY!!!!!! Hahaha, Hooah!


Now my joke.

What is the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?
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You can't unload a truck load of bowling balls with a pitchfork! LOL

Have to love the Marine Corps, tons of bad **** like that.

[nilla]

grand torino is one of my favs too

so a guy is down on his luck, needs some cash. goes to the plasma bank to donate for $15. HUGE line, but he needs the money. waits and waits in line until he comes to an intersecting hallway, and sees a sign for 'sperm doantion pays $60'
practically no line. he figures he could get more money and have some fun while he's at it and be on his way in just a minute.
as he walks up to the window, he sees a blonde woman standing on the donor side of the window. he thinks for a minute, and then taps her on the shoulder, asking 'Miss, are you sure you are at the right window?

she replies, without opening her mouth 'Mmmmm-Hmmmmmm'

[Riderdie]

Test to find out who's your best friend.

Lock your girlfriend and your dog in the trunk of your car for ten minutes and see which ones happier to see you when they get out.

[dustin_usmc1]

What do you call a woman with only one leg???????
Ilene

What do you call an asian woman with only one leg?????
Irene

What do you call a quadriplegic in the pool.......Bob
" " " " " in the mail.......Bill
" " " " " on the floor......Mat
" " " " " on the wall.......Art
And my personal favorite.....
What do you call a quadriplegic in a pile of leaves??????? Rustle, bwahhhahahahahahah!!!

[joser]

man who run behind bike get exhausted....
man who run in front of bike gets tired....