what did cinderella do when she got to the ball
-she gagged
if a woman wasn't made for cooking then why is she filled with milk and eggs?
what did cinderella do when she got to the ball
-she gagged
What do a rattlesnake and a limp dick have in common ? You don't **** with either one of them !
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice
why did farrah fawcett die? she had to help the angels hide the children from micheal jackson.
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant ? He forgot to wrap his whopper !
Why don't blind people go skydiving more often? Cuz it scares the hell out of their dogs!
Refrencing back to bttfngrz... That's why womens feet are so small, they can stand closer to the appliences.
lol
a black guy, a mexican and a jew walk into a bar...
...the batender looks up and says "get the hell outta here"