A few years ago, I heard a report of two little boys who were hanging around the Safeway market. After awhile watching them, a checkeress tried to help them: "Can I help you find anything?" the older boy replies that they are still looking. They seemed to know exactly what they wanted, but couldn't find it. The checkeress notices that they are in the feminine isle going back and forth disagreeing on which maxi-pad to get. She asks if they are on an errand for their mom. The oldest replies: "No, but I saw on TV if you wear these you can swim and ride a bike, and Jimmy just can't do that, yet."