Ok, just so we're clear on this, I'm an idiot. Checked my oil yesterday, was a tiny bit low, looked in the shed for a refill and walked away from the bike. Other stuff went on ( may or may not have been beer related) Long story short got home from work today and my dipstick is gone. I've got a four day trip coming up July 1st long weekend and I'm looking for help. Anyone got a spare? Please PM me if you've got one.