Originally Posted by
lunaticfringe
wally: take solace and comfort in knowing that in the not-too-distant future this douche bag will die on that bike and the world will be a better place for it. it's inevitable. sadly you didn't get to experience what i did in a similar situation about 5 years ago on the Blue Ridge Parkway. the Parkway is 469 miles long and arguably Americas' greatest roadway particularly for bikes. myself and my friend are riding solo on BMW R1200Rt's....the posted limit is 45 for the entire roadway...and we're averaging 50-55 which is a nice pace for 2 geezers on a sight-seeing mission. we're not there to prove anything or wad up our Beemers....we're there for enjoyment and pleasure. as fate would have it somewhere north of Ashville, NC in some of the curvier sections a communist on a generic Honda 600 rice rocket closes in on our flanks and starts to apply firm constant pressure from behind. not the kind of pressure that's welcomed in gay night clubs and cocktail lounges but the kind that's incredibly annoying to pleasure riders on sport touring bikes. being out front i drifted to the right of the lane a few times giving him ample room to pass both of us within the lane but was not going to give him the courtesy of a subtle left-handed "wave around". F him! this went on for approx. 5 miles even though i wicked up the pace a bit to no avail. sure enough as we enter a particularly curvy section Ass-Breath drops a few gears, puts it on the mat and blows by us with a sense of both arrogance and superiority disappearing into the distance in less than a mile. now the best part: approx. 3 miles down the road comes a very tight left-hander and as we begin to negotiate i see 1 fresh dark skid mark going straight into the woods. you guessed it: douche bag blew down into the woods and was lying under his POS Honda in a tiny stream. we both stopped...saw him moving around...laughed like maniacs...and continued onto Ashville. was one of the most humorous roadway events i ever had the pleasure of being privy to.