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    The beer in my fridge

    The beer in my fridge is acting weird lately. Normally its friendly and inviting, but lately its been a bit on edge.

    I went to grab one last night and it made a shrieking sound before it realized it was me.

    I also noticed they somehow lined up behind the two cans of Lite beer in my fridge. Almost like a shield.

    What the heck is going on?

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    I''ll be right over.

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    That's pretty simple, Cooter doesn't like drinking lite beer so he's hoping you'll drink that first before he gets there.

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    I keep the lite beer up front to confused the free loaders that never contribute to the restocking efforts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pitcherman View Post
    I keep the lite beer up front to confused the free loaders that never contribute to the restocking efforts.

    Nailed it!

    I heard a report of some ratty old El Camino in my neighborhood.

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    Thats so old school. I haven't given anyone a wedgie for like, three weeks!

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    So, something weird happened this weekend. It looks like a wild animal broke into my garage and beer fridge. There was carnage everywhere, like a fox raiding a chicken coop, but with beer cans all over the place instead of feathers.

    Even more oddly, my XB engine is assembled.

    Nothing else is missing except my 2 new bottles of red locktite. Very odd.

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    It was ME!!! Muahahahaaaaa. I drank the Loctite, and poured the beer in your engine.



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