I''ll be right over.
The beer in my fridge is acting weird lately. Normally its friendly and inviting, but lately its been a bit on edge.
I went to grab one last night and it made a shrieking sound before it realized it was me.
I also noticed they somehow lined up behind the two cans of Lite beer in my fridge. Almost like a shield.
What the heck is going on?
That's pretty simple, Cooter doesn't like drinking lite beer so he's hoping you'll drink that first before he gets there.
I keep the lite beer up front to confused the free loaders that never contribute to the restocking efforts.
Thats so old school. I haven't given anyone a wedgie for like, three weeks!
So, something weird happened this weekend. It looks like a wild animal broke into my garage and beer fridge. There was carnage everywhere, like a fox raiding a chicken coop, but with beer cans all over the place instead of feathers.
Even more oddly, my XB engine is assembled.
Nothing else is missing except my 2 new bottles of red locktite. Very odd.
It was ME!!! Muahahahaaaaa. I drank the Loctite, and poured the beer in your engine.